Adam Droppings

They're everywhere. Adam droppings are all over the place. They're on the shelf

. They're on the table

. They're beside the chair

. They're even in the bathroom

!

Cowboys and Injuns

Keller and I were going on a road trip. I don't know where we were going. I know it was far because I was worried that my phone battery wouldn't last long. We were riding bikes. Before we left, Keller stole some food from the store. Then we were in Angela's blue neon. But Keller had to take the food back because he stole the wrong one. While he was taking the food back, we were driving down some dirt roads with grass plains all around us when all of a sudden, Indians started coming up over the horizon all around us. It seems like they were fighting, because some other Indians rode up on horses and the first Indians shot them with arrows. We were scared, so we started driving off. Then Angela stopped the car and I got out and ran as fast as I could down the road when an Indian appeared in the middle of the road down the way. I still ran straight for him. I stopped right in front of him only to realize that this one lonely Indian in the middle of the road was actually 3 Indians lined up. So what did I do? I got down and bowed before them. I bowed to the first one. Then the second one - she said, "Oh, that's nice." And the third one - must have been a servant because he was carrying something and seemed to not want me to bow to him. The woman Indian picked up some sort of Eagles claw out of a pothole filled with water. I said, "I like that." And she said she'd give it to me. But I didn't have a necklace to put it on. I thought she was going to pull a necklace for me out of her leather purse, but she didn't. She pulled out an individually wrapped brownie and gave it to me. I thought that I should give her something in return, and the only thing I had in my hands was an opened graham crackers package. She accepted my gift. Then my phone rang.

Turkey-lurkey do, and Turkey-lurkey dot

Saturday is a Special Day

First, I woke up around 10ish. I took pictures of my mom (see previous post), and her garden.

Then I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Then ham, then another. I'm a growing boy. Then Jasper the Cat

modeled for me on the catwalk. Then I went to the airport and took pictures of my dad's airplane.

. Then went to Killeen and video taped some interviews. The tape broke so I lost the interviews. Went to a play called "The Perfect Wedding." It was funny. Then played basketball. Came home, showered, blogged.

M.O.M.

Out for Delivery

Who is your favourite carrier? USPS? UPS? FedEx? DHL? Lonestar Overnight? Mine is DHL. I take a package in to be shipped and I never have to worry about anything. It's quick and easy. But that is not where they shine. They deliver fast. Ground usually takes 3-4 days. I know exactly when I should be home waiting. I just call my good friend, Margaret, at DHL and she'll tell me how far away they are from my house. As I sit here waiting for UPS to deliver, I wish I had ordered with DHL Shipping. Plus the fact that a DHL truck drove by about an hour ago. I have no idea when my package will be here. Or if it will ever get here. For some reason, UPS is the only service that has repeatedly tried to deliver my packages to Cameron Park. DHL, I'm sorry I've strayed.

Its a boy!

Today I went to the RiverWalk on the Brazos River. It was quite a lovely day. I took my video camera for no reason at all besides being bored. I made lots of friends. There was a pretty bird

hanging out with me for a while. I guess some cowboys

got lost because they were riding horses in the middle of the city. And another one

walking by the river. Everyone seemed to be going somewhere. This guys name is Frank

. He was nice. I think these guys

were gay. There was this girl, and I think the guy was scared of her because he was running away

from her. This is a Gangsta

down by the river. I know he might be freakin' hot

without his shirt on, but I was just hoping that he would fall. He didn't. A guy and (I hope) his daughter

. He was too nice to be a bad man. Nap time!

A picnic table makes a great bed. It's better than the ground. Baylor Students make great friends, but he doesn't deserve her

. They were comparing who was the most pale. Oh my gosh, I haven't tanned in, like, a week! I love Old People

. Even old men gotta check out the ladies! Mom wanted to take pictures before prom. I'm glad it's a casual prom

. I hate wearing dresses. My favorite friend was Harvey the Turtle

. He didn't have much to say. The best people were the white family

and the Mexican family

. I love feeding the ducks. I don't know if this girl

was getting married and taking pictures before, already got married and was getting the most out of her dress, or just hoping that one day she will get married. If I were a girl, I'd be wearing it for the last reason.

Count 'Em

The lunch lady at school is very nice. She always gives me extra fries. Every Monday and Wednesday I get fries before my Business Law II class. I eat my fries during the 10 minutes I customarily have before class starts. I always say, "Hi, how are you?" to the lunch lady. She always replies and asks the same. I always enjoy our 10 second conversations. Today I said, "Hi, how are you?" She replied, "Blessed." Isn't that nice. That is a very good answer. I am blessed, too. And not just with extra fries. What a nice lady.

Trustworthy, Loyal

My mom is the best mom in the world! Today she told me that when I was 2 (August of 1982) I gave her an envelop, signed and sealed. She asked if she could open it and I said no. She never opened it. She kept it for the last 23 years. I told her she could open it. (mouse over, and click to see what's inside)