Thursday, December 22, 2005

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Friday, December 09, 2005

Put Your Bananas On the Counter

A few things worthy of note... Voldemort will make his maiden voyage today. He's all ready to go, even got his own number in the fleet.
Kemi is making progress on her drawing. It's huge.
I broke an axe handle.
It wasn't my fault... we were cold.
And these people successfully made it into my top 10 annoying people list.
They were buying groceries in the automotive department. Why? Maybe because they felt like since they were in motorized shopping carts, that's where they needed to check out. That wasn't the annoying part. They were there 25 minutes. No one else could do anything. I guess it didn't matter, since the wait for an oil change was 2 1/2 hours. Because of these idiots buying groceries in the automotive department. I don't usually like to complain on my blog. The best part was, after they got all their groceries (almost)... the lady put her bananas on the counter and the clerk said, "oh, we can't check those out here, you'll have to go to the front. We don't have a scale."

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Inefficacious

I should be cleaning my room. I've decided that reason is fruitless. Purpose in meaningless things is pointless. Order in a blog is futile. So here is goes. A bug was trying to inveigle this fake bug

into mating. The real bug has been around a couple weeks. He's getting big. The clouds looked fake.

I've made fake clouds that looked more like real clouds than the real clouds prevailing overhead this day. Mom doesn't like her picture taken.

She does like puzzles.

Keller does not like rolls stuffed into his mouth

... oh poor defenseless punk. Whatever. Ever wonder why they say "looking at the world thru rose colored glasses?" Not just because Frank said it. It is because clouds and the sun look pretty thru rose colored glasses.

I commandeered a Volvo

today. Owen parked his truck at church so it blocked 3/4 of the path.

Adam banged his shin on the hitch. Volvo.