Egyptian Cotton

How sad is it that I get more comments when I don't write anything? Apparently Ghetto Denny's doesn't accept Egyptian currency.

Hip Hop

Idiots, Gosh!!!

Yeah, I wonder how many people actually fall for this crap. (click the picture to see the whole thing) Please report Internet Fraud to https://tips.fbi.gov/

A Moment Before Everyone Realized SomethingFurry Evolved Eight Times

Open Jurdapiation

Congratulations, Justin! Your IQ score is 136 This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns - both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction - especially in the workplace. Take the test

Which Doctor

Today I decided to throw away everything that is cluttering up my room. This includes the vast amount of pens that might or might not work. It doesn't matter how many pens you have, when you need one, you can't find any, and the only ones you can find don't work. Marbles. Why would I ever need marbles? I have light switches in my room. Why? Because they work. Not because I will ever need them. I probably will never use them. If I ever need a light switch, I would probably buy one and not even think about looking for one in my messy room. Lots of junk. I don't need a lot of stuff. How about chlorophyll? Why would I need chlorophyll? To break apart the mucus membrane in my digestive tract, thats why. If you have too much mucus lining your intestines and such, you can't absorb all the nutrients that you could from the food you eat. A long time ago, I went to see a witch doctor. She wasn't really a witch doctor. She was interesting. We'll call her a which doctor. She had me lay on a table bed thingy. Clothed, thank goodness. Then she would put her hand right below my sternum and tell me everything that was wrong with me. "You're a lunatic," she'd say. No, not that kind of 'wrong with me.' She told me that my right knee would give me problems, and that my lower back vertibrae were all jacked up. She also said that I have a lot of mucus lining my intestines. I said, "Great!" I was really worried about that. Then she proceeded to fix me. She moved her hands around on my head. The weirest thing was that she never touched my head. She said she was moving the bones in my head. Each part of your body, each bone, organ, tissue, correlates to a bone in your head. Manipulating the bones in your head will effect the correlating body parts, bones, organs, tissues, etc. It felt like magnets. Electrical energy of some sort radiating from her fingers moving the bones in my head. To fix the mucus, she told me to get chlorophyll. And then I would be able to digest food easier. Now I am so efficient in digesting food in my body that I don't have to go to the bathroom any more.

Bangkok

Ocular Acuteness

I usually tend to be an optimistic person. I may not always necessarily see the glass as half full, but maybe half way to another one at times. I lived in Seattle for the first 10 years of my life and I always remember the sunshine. I've got reason to be optimistic. I'm a happy person. I've never had something go so wrong that it caused irreparable damage. Things always work out. I have the best friends in the world. I've got a decent job. I enjoy doing what I do. I have a car that works well. I've sent out a few resumes with a demo reel. I've had promising replies leading to interviews in San Antonio, Salt Lake, Houston, and even a competing TV station in Waco. None of them hired me. I like to think that I have a good demo reel. People tell me I do. So why don't I have a new job? Optimistically? Well, if I had gotten a job in any of the places outside of Waco, I might have been happy. I would miss my friends. I'd make new friends. If I had gotten on an LDS singles site like LDS linkup I would probably put that I was from Salt Lake, or Houston, or where ever. If that were the case, Kelly might not have ever got into contact with me. Maybe that is why. I don't know, we'll see. On the subject of ocular acuteness, I got contact lenses this week. Yay.

Professional Sanitation Engineer

Getting up, before the sun shines thru. Clean my truck, to make it look new. Gonna wax and polish til it shines. Being a garbage man its the life and times. Gonna sport my truck with all its class. I'll pick up all the plastic, card-board, and glass. I take the garbage no one needs Dead bodies, potato peels, dandelion weeds. Over and over the same old thing, Trash in trash smashed, for you I sing, "Just put it on the curb, right over here. I'm your Professional Sanitation Engineer." I take all your trash to the city dump And dump it in one gigantic lump. You don't have to worry, It's all said and done. The trash is gone, so go have some fun. When the day is done, I go home And sit on the couch, all alone. I miss your trash please let me be Your trash man for all eternity. Over and over the same old thing, Trash in trash smashed, for you I sing, "Just put it on the curb, right over here. I'm your Professional Sanitation Engineer."

Old Man

This was the fruit of a boring English class circa 1994. It's funny how I remember exactly everything about this picture. The original was about 1 inch by 1 1/2 inches on the left page in the left margin of my English book. My teacher looked like Mrs. Havisham off the movie "Great Expectations" based on the book. She always scratched her neck. And she was mean. I remeber a lot from this class. But nothing of the actual class. I found a notepad in my closet and this and another drawing were the only things in it. The rest, blank.

fitty dolla bill

Julies name in my phone was "Fajitas*." Today I changed it to "Wasabi." If someone puts a high enough price on anything, someone is going to do it. This is why I will never bet someone that they won't eat something gross, hot, or otherwise just nasty. Brandon said to Julie, "I'll give you $50 if you eat this huge chunk of wasabi." Julie says, "Ok." Eats it with no reaction at all. Not even worth the $50. I guess someone should have mentioned Julie's unmatched jalepeno-eating contest record. Brandon was sad. *The name "Fajitas" is indicative of Julie's standard menu item of choice.

Fish Food

Just a quick thought: I have a beta fish named Arnold. The other day, I changed his water. I put Ozarka Spring Water in. Then I walked to the water fountain and got a drink. Blegh! My fish drinks better water than I do.