Print Shop

so... at work...yesterday i ran out of ink in my printer so i got new ink then it printed a stupid test page on my high gloss photo paper so i learned my lesson, right? today i ran out of ink at home i was printing on big 13 x 19 photo paper so i put the new ink in and being smart, i put a regular piece of paper in for the test page it started printing the other thing on a the small sheet of paper so i cancelled it then it printed the stupid test page on my 13 x 19 photo paper

Not enough numbers

Ring, ring!! Hello? Hey, what are you doing? About to go to work. Huh? About to go to work. Who is this? Justin. Oh, sorry, I got the wrong number. .........2 minute lapse.......... Ring, ri... Wrong number. Dang, again? My son gave me this number, 2**-**22? Yeah, that's my number. How long have you had this number? 3 years. Hmm, T-mobile? Yup. Hmm. Well sorry. It's ok. Bye. .........call to T-mobile (611)......... (abreviated) number mine someone called has not theirs, says theirs mine why? I don't know. beep beep (call waiting) Hello? Hey, who is this? Justin. Dang, wrong number. What number are you calling? 2**-**42. Yep, wrong number. Dang, my sister said she tried to call me and got some white dude. That's me. Your mom called.

Too many cooks

I've got a couple friends, one named Susan and the other Epsilon. They're pretty cool. They like hanging out with me. They eat little bugs. Helps keep my ceiling clean, I guess. At least that's how I justify not killing them. They just showed up one day. They haven't left. They've brought friends in, a couple of them have died. Their dead corpses lie on my floor till I vacuum them up. They don't talk. The only noise they make is when they fly into my lights on the ceiling fan. I think the two here are Susan and Epsilon. For all I know Susan and Epsilon could be dead. I must not be a very good friend. I can't tell one ladybug apart from another. Lets just say that Susan and Epsilon are still alive. It just makes for a better story. Let's pretend that they like me, too. Susan and Epsilon are such good friends.

Sing for Absolution

Well, I guess you've probably heard by now that it is 2005. My new years resolutions are thus: No more drinking alcohol No more spitting at cops No more bloggin