The Mouse and the Motorcycle (UPDATED)

Rita came and went. Destroyed a few cities. Didn't touch us as was thought. There were a few effects we saw here in Waco. We got a lot of refugees evacuees.

Apparently, all bottled water supplies in Waco were dry, except for the machine at work.

I hesitated posting this for the reason that I did not want everyone looting our station for water. Who knows what the evacuees will do.

I saw video of the only looting in Houston

that I am aware of. Apparently, some rams got out of their pen and started "looting" grass from someone elses lawn. Zero tolerance, throw them in jail! Some more effects from Rita - in fear of losing power, many restaurants added sushi

to their menu so they don't have to cook it. The hurricane made me work due to the Apocalyptic nature of the event. This threw off the filmmaking

schedule. We were only able to shoot

on Sunday (10am til 6pm). Jasper, the mighty hunter that looks like a shrimp,

cought a mouse. He left it at the foot of the stairs. He wanted attention.

Why do cats have to sit in the middle of the newspaper you are reading? Jasper is so dang cute. Keller had to evacuate. It was semi-convenient since he had to come up to get his motorcycle fixed anyways. A spider liked his motorcycle. It might be hard to see, but it tried to wrap the bike in a web.

He was obviously going to eat it. Keller would probably have been better off with an eaten motorcycle since he later used it to put himself in the hospital.

For some reason, he was wearing his helmet.

The party has been at Hillcrest the last week. I played a game called DaVinci's Challenge

with Keller's mom. She's one of the nicest people I know. At one point, Abbot and Costello

came in to put something on his legs. It was kinda funny because they didn't know what they were doing and put them on upside down a few times before they got it right. The last effect from Rita I would like to note was this guy.

Apparently he didn't get the memo that Rita didn't hit us and stocked up on gas cans. He had a whole 'nother cart that you can't see in front of him (3 total). Bless his heart.

Thank You, India

First of all, I'd like to thank Tejal

for being my favorite Indian from India or Houston. I'd like to thank steve

for keeping his comments clean. Thanks steve. Thirdly, I'd like to thank KXXV for making cool pencils

and clocks.

Shelley

said that they annoy her because the alarms keep going off and she doesn't know which ones are making the noise. Thanks, Jeff

for the wonderful note he left about how we would look with giant beards.

I'd also like to thank Darlene and Mark for being in "Seussical the Musical."

It was interesting.

I'd also like to thank the inventor of the paper clip

because I was able to use it to fix the printer at work. Thank you James, for having a camera

in your office that has no use whatsoever and takes up space. I'd like to thank the snack machine guy for putting M&Ms in the machine

AND M&Ms in a gumball machine.

It turns out that getting M&Ms out of the gumball machine is less economical, at 4.2 cents each, than the packets, at 2.9 cents each. I don't know if I can thank anyone without thanking Jasper the cat

for being so dang cute. And Kristy

for being Kristy.

Thanks to Amber

for letting me play doctor

with her nursing school supplies. I'd also like to thank this sasquach

for not eating me. Last, I'd like to thank my dad for helping me change my brakes,

and almost killing me when my tire almost came off driving 70 miles an hour on the 35. But I didn't die. Ok, so maybe I put the wheels on.

Bad Gas

I don't know if anybody has noticed, but gas is expensive

Duh! Why do people feel the need to argue about who paid more for gas at the pump? "I paid $45 yesterday." "Well I paid almost $60!" "My husband has an SUV and he paid almost $100." Ok, you win. You're the stupid one that bought an SUV and can't afford the gas. SUV's aren't prided on their fuel economy, we know. I don't care if you had to pay a lot for gas. Everybody does. You know, delivering pizza's with an old gas-hogging truck

can't be very economical. The tips might barely cover the gas. Gas is so expensive, truck drivers can't afford new tires.

Gas is sooo expensive, Skuza couldn't afford the fish food to feed my fish

given to Maya and back, given to Seth, Christine, back to me and to Seth again. Poor fish, probably committed suicide because nobody wanted him. Gas is so expensive that high dollar production companies like "Girls Gone Wild" can't afford a decent sign.

The only way we got in was because Kristy was with us. A long time ago, I posted a complaint against my competition concerning plagiarism and such graphic-wise larceny. Well,... here is the thief himself,

Ben, getting tore up at West Fest. Gas is sooo dang expensive, news photographers (Jeff from Same Guy Productions) have to resort to looting "Lost" posters

from last season. Last but not least, gas has reached the pinnacle of highness when the snack machine guy can't afford enough TGI Fridays Potato Skins to fill a whole row

and has to fill in the gaps with crappy Andy Capps crappy hot fries that taste like poo. Gas is soooo expensive that it's going to now cost you $0.27 to read this blog. Be careful... don't refresh or I'll charge you double.