Wednesday, November 09, 2005

eye of the beholder

My lactose-intolerant, arthritis-striken cat had to go to the vet. Poor little fella. On the way there, pulled in to the bank behind an elderly gentleman. Instead of pulling in to a parking space and stopping, he hit the gas and jumped the curb and hit the pole almost flying through the front glass doors. Had to pry the door away from the fender so the old fart could get out. The blame? The new boots. That's even what he told the cops. "Are you hurt?" the cop said. "Just my back a little, it's these damn new boots." Robinson must have been extremely boring that morning because 2 cops, 1 undercover detective, and 1 firetruck showed up in about 35 seconds. Jasper has an eye infection and it stinks. How about when you take a drive to the bank. You're feelin' pretty good. An old pal drives by and gives you a wave. Just feelin' pretty good. Gonna get some money to buy something nice for the lady. Pull in nice and easy to the bank. Maybe a necklace and flowers. Hit the brakes and damn boots slide off onto the gas. I guess the lady'll have to wait. Gotta fix this damn pole at the bank.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No no no no no. Clearly, his back hurts because he has been walking around on new boots all day.

11/09/2005 8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It ain't necessarily that Robinson was boring as much old dude with boots was easier to catch than the methed up folk that the plainclothes and the uniforms ought to have been dealing with. Basically Robinson cops are fat, lazy, useless "scumbags".


See, Justin, just for you I used the politer one.

11/10/2005 8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I gotta tell ya's, when my buddy Justeen posts a new bloggy, it really brightens my day. I get so bloody bored here in Yuckville (that's what I call it now, 'cuz it's yuck) When I get to see transmissions from my somewhat hometown and place I'd rather be, well, it just tickles me three shades of lite-red.
-----j

P.S.
Will there be some bowling perhaps taking place there in W-town around, say, the week of Thanksgiving?
If so, lemme know, cuz...well, just lemme know.

11/10/2005 11:32 AM  
Blogger amber said...

well damn son! this entire blog i've read in a hick voice. it makes me smile. these boots are made for walkin...and thats just what they'll do. heh. ok bye

11/11/2005 12:38 AM  

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