Ode to my Evacuee Friends
Let this be a sort of memorial to all my friends that had to evacuate. Keller, Kevin, Kat (evacuated from New Orleans AND Houston), Kat (twice for emphasis), Marshal, any others that I forgot.
For a very long time, Denny's in Waco has been referred to as "Ghetto Denny's." This was due to the fact that it was indeed ghetto. But... I found one that might be ghettoer, more ghetto, more ghettoer. It was changed to a buffet, but you can tell by the shape of the sign that it was at one time the Ghettoest Dennys.
Jasper took me for a drive
the other day. Ain't he cute! You know Popeyes Chicken,
it's really owned by the Catholic church. In the sign it says "POPE YES." See it? I don't like Popeyes chicken. I've been there once and I was annoyed. I don't want to talk about it. I think stupid cops
eat at Popeyes because they are annoying. They might be Catholic, too. I should start a restaurant called "POPENO." I'd sell country fried snake
and my restaurant would NOT annoying. It would also be handicap accessible. So my friend Keller, the super-hero gimp
can eat without worrying about making a "scene." His elbow looks like a football.
Played a little Mission Impossible at work. Needed to get into Shelley's office.
I ripped a hole in my pants on the shin.
Jasper took me for a drive
the other day. Ain't he cute! You know Popeyes Chicken,
it's really owned by the Catholic church. In the sign it says "POPE YES." See it? I don't like Popeyes chicken. I've been there once and I was annoyed. I don't want to talk about it. I think stupid cops
eat at Popeyes because they are annoying. They might be Catholic, too. I should start a restaurant called "POPENO." I'd sell country fried snake
and my restaurant would NOT annoying. It would also be handicap accessible. So my friend Keller, the super-hero gimp
can eat without worrying about making a "scene." His elbow looks like a football.
Played a little Mission Impossible at work. Needed to get into Shelley's office.
8 Comments:
I like you comic-esque thing on your interweb page. I hope Jasper was wearing his corrective lenses whilest behind the wheel.
dude, you made me laugh on this one. will you marry me?
Do you need a business partner for "Popeno"? I have no money and a lot of heart--am I hired??
Sneaky papists
You cazy bastich!
And I tho't I was hot stuff when I carded my way into Dennis's.
-----j
BTW
It's interesting, I've been eating at a Utah-based chicken restaurant called MORONIYES. Hmmm.
BTW, 's not so much an ode as it is a blog post.
I'd like to see an ode, please.
-----j
odes are catholic conspiracies
Hey Carter....that'll be the last time I invite you to come to Popeye's Chicken with me, or any chicken franchise for that matter.
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