mama always said...

Two days ago, I went to an undisclosed chinese restauraunt and got a fortune cookie*. It was very nice and told me that i look pretty.

I thought it was pretty cool. So I kept it. Yesterday, I went to this same undisclosed chinese restaurant and got a fortune cookie*. It, too, was very nice. It told me that handsome is that handsome does.

I like Forrest Gump's version, "Stupid is as stupid does," better. It fits me better. *assume that a meal was eaten before distribution of fortune cookie took place.