The Day the Alien Came

It was a beautiful day

when the alien came.

At first we thought he was going to fight with us,

but when we pulled out the death-ray cannons

he got sad

We tried to console him, but he wouldn't be consoled. All of a sudden, we were swarmed by rabid beasts of prey

that tried to eat Kai

and Keller.

Adam tried to demolish one,

but mistakenly lobbed the holy hand grenade at Gabe, bless his heart. I know from experience that when something attacks you and tries to eat you, the only way to survive is to offer something better

than you as a treat. It worked, and they ran away.

As tall as our buildings are,

they were no match

for what was to come next. Out of no where above the light came evil pterydactyls,

destroying everything in sight - including the people shaped buildings in the ocean. At first we were afraid but soon realized these fearsome creatures were at battle with another foe, the great winged tarantula gypsy.

So we just walked away and let them be. Did you see the fangs on that thing? Just when we thought the day couldn't get more weird, it did. But just a little more weird. A nefarious angel tried to work out a deal

with Jonathan. He wouldn't cooperate, so she sent her personal hashashim

to annihilate him by sucking his brains out.

It didn't work. He had three heads with three brains,

but she defeated him with frosting. Unbeknownst to the nefarious angel, Agent Kai had discovered her secret plan.

In an attempt to thwart her plan, he mesmerized her with his smooth moves.

She was almost under his spell when her other personal hashashim

snatched her away in his mouth before the effects were permanent. She found out

that Kai had discovered her secret plan and began to cry. It was time to take this into her own hands, so she sucked his brains out.

All those that witnessed this horrible defeat hid their faces in fear.