Drunk Horses and Hand Grenades
I wasn't drunk at 2:30. I usually tend to not be drunk when I don't drink. I think the elephant that ran out in front of me on the highway was drunk. Or was it a horse? Either way, my keen un-drunk reflexes and driving skills helped me to avoid the elephant. Or was it a horse? If it wasn't an elephant, it was a really small horse. Maybe a dog. I agreed with the 9-1-1 operator that it definitely was a horse. She sounded rather pleasant for being up at 2:30 on the phone. Did I call 9-1-1? Either way, the horse is going to jail for sure! So, to wrap things up... goodnight.
posted by Justin at
6/11/2005 03:01:00 AM
4 Comments:
So, you weren't drunk.....were you on heavy narcotics? If you were, you would probably have seen the elephant/horse and thought you called 911. On the other hand, you may just be full of crap. And knowing your personality, I would have to lean towards the latter. Yes, good thing you have great driving reflexes, cause it would've sucked if you had hit that imaginary elehorse.
honest to goodness truth: a horse ran in front of me - far enough away that I didn't have to swerve or even hit the brakes. I stopped and stared it down for a couple seconds before it ran off into someone's backyard, when I called 9-1-1 and was annoyed because I could hear everything I said with enough echo to think someone was restating my exact words. Very annoying.
Ok, Justin, I'll believe you. Although, I still think you're weird for calling 911 just for seeing a elehorse in the middle of the road.
It could have had rabies. And teeth. You should have seen the teeth.
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