Little Donkey

While at Taco Bell, I noticed a new menu item

that is actually new or I had never noticed before - The Crunch Wrap Supreme. It says new. I asked the guy at the counter named Lance what exactly it was. He said it was a tortilla with lettuce, tomato, hamburger, yadda yadda yadda.

So I say, "So what you're saying is ... it's just a burrito packaged differently?"

He wasn't amused. There's a tostada in there, too, he says. Lance probably hated his job anyways. I've probably pushed him over the edge. "They aren't all just differently wrapped burritos!!!" he'd say as he blasts his co-workers heads off.